Why hello old sport, the name is Bruce.  I am a handsome, worldly chap with 6 years of experience under my belt, or rather,  collar.  I am the perfect companion for the person who wants to sit out on the porch on a warm day drinking lemonade and watch the bugs fly and birds sing.   A mellow, steadfast friend is who I am and who I aim to be.  I am a great greeter at parties and you don’t have to clean up dropped potato salad as long as I am around!  Do I sound like the relaxed buddy of your dreams?  Fill out an application at pixieproject.org so we can schedule a meet and greet!  I am potty trained, fixed, vaccinated, and microchipped.  My adoption fee is $180.