Greetings common-people of the world, this is Princess Roo of the Roses. I am 2 years old and quite special lady with delicate tastes and sensibilities. And if my servants fail to provide it’s TO THE DUNGEON! Oh, excuse my little outburst. Can you believe they almost made me dine with the cats in the communal cattery? I was quite shocked, it might as well be in a cafeteria; don’t they know only 5 star restaurants are the place for me? So I demanded to be taken to the elite back office where my needs are met. I do believe I am quite loved and adored back there. As a reward for the care I receive I allow my servants to give me attention and I even offer affection back. But don’t let that get out, if everyone knew how sweet I really am I should have to send them ALL TO THE STOCKS! Uhhum, pardon me, like the Queen of England I rule with an iron fist, but also like Her Majesty I provide love and loyalty to my people! Are you ready for a royal to rule your household? I am fixed (no one next in line for this monarchy!), vaccinated, and microchipped. My adoption fee is $100 and I am currently living in foster care. So fill out an application at pixieproject.org so we can schedule a meet and greet.