Entering the ring standing 14 inches 14 pounds it’s HAAANNNNK! I’m a Dachshund/Chihuahua mix and I’m at the top of my game. I’m a real athlete and dare I say over achiever? During my 4 years in this ring they call the world I try to maintain a healthy regimen of exercise and diet. 15 reps of playtime a day. I love making new friends to workout with so I’m great with other dogs annnnd kids!! Workouts are followed by cool down cuddle sessions with my coach (you) on the couch. Treats, treats ,treats, does a body good. I’m a real man of discipline and just the guy you have been looking for! There’s an adoption fee of $220. So Tag me in! And we’d make the ultimate tag team. I’ve got all my vaccines, microchipped and neutered. I’m getting fit for YOU! I’m looking for a new workout buddy and I’d love for you to be my new life coach. My name is Hank the Tank and I’m the ultimate contender for you lap and heart! To meet me fill out an application at pixieproject.org.
Greetings common-people of the world, this is Princess Roo of the Roses. I am 2 years old and quite special lady with delicate tastes and sensibilities. And if my servants fail to provide it’s TO THE DUNGEON! Oh, excuse my little outburst. Can you believe they almost made me dine with the cats in the communal cattery? I was quite shocked, it might as well be in a cafeteria; don’t they know only 5 star restaurants are the place for me? So I demanded to be taken to the elite back office where my needs are met. I do believe I am quite loved and adored back there. As a reward for the care I receive I allow my servants to give me attention and I even offer affection back. But don’t let that get out, if everyone knew how sweet I really am I should have to send them ALL TO THE STOCKS! Uhhum, pardon me, like the Queen of England I rule with an iron fist, but also like Her Majesty I provide love and loyalty to my people! Are you ready for a royal to rule your household? I am fixed (no one next in line for this monarchy!), vaccinated, and microchipped. My adoption fee is $100 and I am currently living in foster care. So fill out an application at pixieproject.org so we can schedule a meet and greet.